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fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

thewickedkongofthewest:

we’re bros. we ride together. we die together. sometimes we suck each other’s dicks. usually we just play video games though

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